Mar 13 · 2014
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Sep 28 · 2013
child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
me: You lose your baby teeth
child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
me: they fall out
child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
me:
child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
me:
me:
me: you keep the same eyes all your life
child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
woah realisation
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    • Aug 27 · 2013
    elendraug: “ thepandabaker: “ adeyami: “ Land of the free home of the rich ” What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most. ” And it was...

    elendraug:

    thepandabaker:

    adeyami:

    Land of the free home of the rich

    What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

    And it was all 100% engineered to work out exactly like this. TPTB want the population to be poor as fuck.

    (Source: socialismartnature, via killveous)

    woah
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    • Aug 16 · 2013
    collegehumor: “NeapoliTAN Lines It doesn’t taste the same as ice cream, but it’ll do. ”

    collegehumor:

    NeapoliTAN Lines

    It doesn’t taste the same as ice cream, but it’ll do.

    woah
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