cringepics:
“ they have been together for 3 weeks
”

cringepics:

they have been together for 3 weeks

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unsweet-ramen-tacobell:

attercopter:

supernatural-mishamigo:

portentouscatastrophe:

jpgay:

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

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HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT

This is toast rubbing itself seductively with butter

NO NOT AGAIN!

(Source: boyx, via lucieniibi)

collegehumor:

I hope you’re ready for a little knowledge, cuz Amazon wants to teach you the proper way to handle lion balls

Finish 13 Instructional Books To Avoid At All Costs 

(Source: collegehumor)

jetn:
“ fingersareoptional:
“ fingersareoptional:
“ fingersareoptional:
“ fingersareoptional:
“ fingersareoptional:
“ fingersareoptional:
“ *prepares party popper*
”
*nervously shakes the party popper*
”
*slowly falls asleep with the party...

jetn:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

*prepares party popper*

*nervously shakes the party popper*

*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*

*has a wonderful night with the party popper*

*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.

Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.

“It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…” my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. “Yes,” I say, “but not like this… Never like this…”

what the actual fuck

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anchor-arms:

howtobeterrell:

shhlindsey:

literallysame:

what the fuck did I just watch

anti-abortion people are wild

just

wild

Lmao

THIS IS

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lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

image

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stop:
“What is going on?
”

stop:

What is going on?

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