Aug 6 · 2013

bro-pills:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to take care of spiderbro
  • let him feed off house vermin
  • praise spiderbro
  • be his bro

If my boyfriend/girlfriend smacks spiders i’ll smack their ass with a shovel out of my house

(Source: beastector, via bro-pills-deactivated20131127)

there are two types of people spider assassins and spiderbros
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