Artistic Science

A joke:

tyrelpinnegar:

An endoparasitic copepod of the genus Sarcotaces enters the anus of a rockfish and attaches itself to the tissues of the fish’s rectum.

The rockfish says to the copepod, “You know, you really don’t need to go though all the trouble of making a permanent home in my intestinal tract.”

The copepod replies, “No, no. I encyst.“

sad-yam:

This is honestly the most fucking funny thing I’ve ever seen

(via liquid-deity)

Context

veterinaryhumor:

After being told by a client that his dog’s bumps have a ‘toxic, chemical smell’ coming from them, the dermatologist recruits me to hold the squirmy creature while she sniffs it. Then she finds the location of the bump.

“Ok, I am NOT going to sniff this dog’s groin…ok actually I’m going to.”

Naturally, this is when my classmate walks in the door ;)

(via thevetsaidwhat)

brawny-buck:

A long time ago I worked at a haunted house.  It was one of my favorite jobs ever.  A point of pride I had for myself at this job was that letting my (at the time) shoulder-blade-length hair down in my face, dawning a flannel button-down shirt, scraping three fake-blood scratch marks on my face and wielding a fake butcher knife was all I needed to do to make myself the scariest person there.  The rest was just acting as psychotic as possible.

During my last night working there, the knife I used went missing.  So I grabbed a wooden cooking spoon instead.  At one point, I boarded the wagon and went after an early twenties woman, who tried to hide from me under the seat of the wagon.  At which point, I got down in her face, brandished my ‘weapon’ and shouted, “I’M GOING TO SPOON YOU AND YOU’RE NOT GOING TO ENJOY IT!!!”

kato-ren:

[Self stares blankly] 

yesbucket:

dayandnightitsjustlife:

aanzhen:

agentcheshire:

madlymiscellaneous:

johntheitguy:

Source required

Uh, guys, dihydrogen monoxide is water. Two hydrogen one oxygen. H2O.

Some people just want to watch the world burn

IM LAUGHING

“remove H20 from all your products”

That’s… That’s the joke. 

(Source: sun-spiral, via demonml)