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Dec 13 · 2013

nosdrinker:

funny-text-posts:
A compilation of some of my favourite text posts
this was tagged with #mine

You shouldn’t question loki in a bikini tho. He’s known for being mischievious and stuff. :’D

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Dec 6 · 2013

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Nov 30 · 2013

starlightneverdies:

orientaltiger:
Basic House by Martin Azua is a temporary house that can be folded up to fit in your pocket. Created from a metalized polyester material, when unfolded it self inflates with body heat or from the heat of the sun to provide an instant shelter. Once inside the shelter, the material reflects your body heat to keep the user warm. If reversed the material will reflect the sun to keep a cool interior.
Genius.

(Source: orientaltiger, via lucieniibi)

you have no idea how much fun this would be for me omg

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Nov 22 · 2013

antidarkheart.tumblr.com

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a guy ask me to lose my virginity to him and when I said no, he continued to pressure me into changing my answer while pretending like he was giving me a choice and when I eventually didn’t have sex with him, he later told me that it was probably a good…

omg yeesss antidarkheart

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Oct 29 · 2013

aviva0017:

HELP I JUST GOT THIS OVER WONDERTRADE AND IM CRYING

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YES THIS IS ACCURATE OMG

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Oct 29 · 2013

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I have to get mine removed eventually. omg I'm scared :'D

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Oct 18 · 2013

Creepiest Things Said by Kids

1:	My daughter had an imaginary friend named Sally, she told me once about how Sally was in jail for chopping her mom’s head off….
2:	My daughter when we were home alone one night, “mommy, who’s that man on the ceiling?”
3:	“The shadow man keeps talking to me at my window.”
4:	I was reading a story to my daughter when she suddenly slammed it shut, point to the empty doorway, and screamed “you get out of here! You’ve killed enough people!”
5:	“I need to get my hands on a giant penis so I can put this fire out all the way!”
6:	“Daddy, when can we get rid of that kid hanging in my closet?” I asked her what she was talking about and she told me all about a teenage boy who was hanging by a belt around his neck in her closet. I went to her closet there was nothing there, and she said he only is there when I’m not around.
7:	“There are three dead kids buried in our back yard. They told me where we can find them.”
8:	My five year old son once looked up at me while we were watching a movie and said, “I think I remember coming out of your no-no.”
9:	“Mommy, there’s a kid covered in blood in my bedroom and he won’t go away.”
10:	My 4yo shook me awake one night and asked if she could sleep with me because tonight the old woman at the window was being mean for some reason.
11:	An 8 year old I used to teach had a hard time with eye contact and appropriate touch. He looked me straight in the eyes one morning, not missing a beat, and told me, “you know, I think you’d look a lot better if you were dead in my basement.”
12:	“Mom, why is that lady from the cemetery sitting in my room?”

5 THOUGH OMG

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Oct 17 · 2013

Animals not giving a heck.

(Source: collegehumor, via zaelisxae)

the last one omg

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Sep 15 · 2013

(Source: nevver, via thezodiacvibes)

omg i know this reference too

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Sep 6 · 2013

therealsourpatchninja:

kevinskidney:
louisbum:
nakedwithhoran:
does england exist to make every other country look stupid
all but one
yea, america can do it by itself

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THE EAGLE'S FACE OMG

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Sep 5 · 2013

(Source: ceno-bites, via nom-the-rude)

morph ref omg

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Aug 29 · 2013

mangycoyote:

Deer-King by *CoyoteMange

(via darktwinteeko)

omg that rack

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20 things a true Boyfriend should do.

Aug 29 · 2013

fuckyeahlaughters:

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you, grab her and don’t let go.
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough, kiss her and tell her you love her.
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omg

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Aug 27 · 2013

porrimz:

griffinriffraff:
porrimz:
griffinriffraff:
porrimz:
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my goddamn grandfather comes around and writes shopping lists like this like is that really fucking necessary goddamn calligraphers
this post started going around again and it happened to coincide with my granddad coming for another visit so i guess I should bully him into doing something else that tumblr will like
do it, make him write more things
just corner him in the house and be like MAKE THE CALLIGRAPHY I NEED INTERNET VALIDATION
I want your grandfather to just write the alphabet and a bunch of words, even if it’s just random words
here you go griff

(Source: latiasmoved-blog, via garnetfox)

omg

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Aug 27 · 2013

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Creepiest Things Said by Kids

20 things a true Boyfriend should do.