Artistic Science

yesthatgino:

spicywillgraham:

weirdness-is-good:

carnival-phantasm:

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

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killveous:

the-little-house-of-morons:

smolscream:

gordonator:

With these you never have to worry about losing your virginity ever again

excuse you these are exactly how you lose your virginity

I may or may have not purchased the screamer one. Im gonna be drowning in either pussy, dick or the punches from someone who bought the megatron one. Yea.. probably that last one

^ can you open your wings out protectively over us as you make love to me and whisper ‘I now lead the decepticons’ seductively?

dramarising:

dragons.

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

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itscherryamber:

amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.

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succeeding:

soprie:

succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

I think you mean cockies.

GENIUS 

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carryonmy-assbutt:

louislarry:

tbnav3417:

queen—of—the—crossroads:

What Ever You Think It Is, Its not. PLAY IT 

i dont know what i was expecting

soooo much better than what i was expecting

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itswalky:

mallowninja:

itswalky:

underscorex:

dragondicks:

didney-worl-no-uta:

thesassylorax:

haveyoubeentobahia:

glitteringgoldie:

andworldbuildingtoo:

kastiakbc:

why the fuck would u name a pony “Bayou” thats like naming ur dog “swamp ass”

and where the hell did Raja go who is that little crumpet fuck tiger

why they all makin bedroom eyes at me why

is this disney trying to compete with MLP?

wHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?

THEY EVEN HAVE CUTIE MARKS

judging by that top image Ariel has a vulpix?? They should have given her a cute crab or lobster

I really wanna see the toys of these though omg what if they’re really cute

Why do Belle and her dog have the same haircut?

Rapunzel still has her long hair and so apparently she owns a horse but she can only watch it from the top of her tower, wandering around freely.

Rapunzel is all FML.   

Bloom is making bedroom eyes at me.

I’m not comfortable with this. I need an adult.

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collegehumor:

Blow Jobs starring Johnny Depp and Ashton Kutcher. 

(Source: College Humor)

timfanficnatic:

marauders4evr:

We need to talk about Jessica Rabbit. Why? Because Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an amazing movie and because Jessica is the most underrated character in the world and it’s tragically ironic, especially when you consider what her character is supposed to represent.

It’s no secret that Jessica is sexy. Her bust-waist-leg proportions are worse than Barbie’s! But that’s the point. Jessica was supposed to be proof that some animators completely exaggerated certain body parts when drawing cartoon women.

But as the movie goes on, Jessica actually shows the struggle that she has to face. “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.” I mean, Jessica has to stow weapons in her bra due to the amount of times that guys have tried to fondle her. She was forced to dance, sing, and play patty-cake with Acme. People always reblog her quote, “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” But very few people seem to know what that means. Jessica was drawn, most likely by a sexist man, to be sexy and act naughty.

But here’s the best part: Jessica doesn’t want any of that. She just wants to be with her husband, Roger. Roger. Out of every Toon in Toontown, Jessica falls in love with Roger. Why? Because he makes her laugh. Because whereas everyone else saw her as being a sex symbol, he saw her for her personality. He unconditionally loved her and she unconditionally loved him. And she was ready to do anything for him. She danced, she sang, she played patty-cake, all because they threatened to kill him. Long story short, she’s an amazing character because she has a great personality, undying love for her husband, and the ability to fight when the time comes. (She used a fryign pan to bash a Toon’s head in long before Rapunzel!) She is, in short, amazing.

And do you know what the ironic part is? Go into the Jessica Rabbit tag. ¾ of the tag is explicit drawings and photoshops. Most people don’t respect her character and instead see her as simply a sex symbol … which is completely ironic because her entire plotline was about how nobody respected her and saw her as a sex symbol! Even though she was so much more than that! Do you see where I’m going with this? (Hello Nurse has the same problem but that’s a post for another day.)

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mega-slowpoke:

mega-slowpoke:

My life has reached it’s climax

This is the most popular thing I’ve ever posted

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jazzmoth:

finally! my moth reaction gif compilation

from now on i will only express feels in moth gifs

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allthingshyper:

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