bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

(Source: literallyrad, via thejiggymonster-deactivated2018)

So my commissioner posted their commissioned piece of their tundra dragoness called “Allura” and oh my got there are 72 likes/reblogs of it

So my commissioner posted their commissioned piece of their tundra dragoness called “Allura” and oh my got there are 72 likes/reblogs of it

neondragonart:
“silvermender:
“ godslush:
“ buttsunari:
“ kitzy-bitzy:
“ Dissidia 012: Skyward Sword
”
Borderlands: New Vegas
”
FTL: Terraria
…oddly fitting given how badly Terraria messed up recently with their console release and the resulting “PC...

neondragonart:

silvermender:

godslush:

buttsunari:

kitzy-bitzy:

Dissidia 012: Skyward Sword

Borderlands: New Vegas

FTL: Terraria

…oddly fitting given how badly Terraria messed up recently with their console release and the resulting “PC gamers won’t be getting the new content ever” taunting. For the lose indeed.

(FTL: Faster Than Light is very good, akshully)

Journey and Modern Warfare 3

This suddenly became Irak War. 

Guild Wars 2: Dustforce

L4D2 FTB Minecraft

(Source: mahoganyvince)

like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

(via mothfloss)

askfordoodles:

shining-magically:

clarasoswalds:

THIS GUY DOES A COVER OF LET IT GO IN THE VOICES OF DIFFERENT DISNEY/PIXAR CHARACTERS OH MY GOD 

Petition to have this man take over all of Jim Cummings’s roles should the torch ever need to be passed. Pete and Pooh were PERFECT.

the cold never bother meSQUIRREL

(Source: mindyxkaling, via darktwinteeko)

SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED

Douche: hey
Nice girl:
Douche: HEY
Nice girl: what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?

avianawareness:

chronicpnin:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

this baby is so hapy

I have this as my ringtone.

(via antidarkheart)

wessasaurus-rex:

faithinmyselfhassgottenmethisfar:

shortylego:

nefertsukia:

treepelta113:

stoked-nation:

ilikebroadwaythings:

Honest Trailer for Frozen. #crying

WTF THIS IS AMAZING

“extended Let It Go music video”

brb dying

Oh. My. God.

I WAS HOWLING AT THE LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR PART

OMFG crying chocking and people are staring I don’t freaking care, eyeliner running down face and stuff

My cousin just came in asking me what’s going on and he saw me he laughing so hard, i wasn’t making any sounds so i pointed to the video. this was fucking amazing oh my god

(via garnetfox)

Anonymous Asked:
So let me get this straight- you are a FEMALE who loves cool fantasy stuff, awesome music, AND you are a blacksmith? Do you also game and drink beer? Do you also secretly have a penis?

swordreign:

swordreign:

I can only assume that this message came from a male, because women know that those things are not strictly available only for men. I have bigger balls than you, anonymous, and I could turn this into a complete rant but I am going to just laugh at your incompetence like I have all the other obtuse jackasses who still act like this is the dark ages and women have no mind of their own. Wake up and smell the power of the vagina, fuckass.

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