What Countries Call Themselves

Italy: Italia
Germany: Deutschland
Japan: 日本 (Nihon)
France: France (in a super cool accent)
China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)
England: The United Kingdom
Russia: Россия (Rossiya)
Canada: Canada
America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE
Norway: Better than sweden