reaches over and just fucking GRASPS you with these

m4wie:

iguanamouth:

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@fluffynap

concepthuman:

paintedreptile:

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.


Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

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draculotl:

my animal behavior professor just emailed me this

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Dinner with a Vet Student

veterinaryhumor:

We’re at a fairly nice place. The lights are low. My best friend compliments my sweater. I respond with “thanks, I think there may be pee on it though.” I take a break to sniff it. “Yeah, I’m pretty sure there is. I just didn’t care enough to change.”

dannyqhantom:

where did that come from

(Source: slmnbagel, via mawteef)

stunt-muppet:
“ he hide in own tentacles :w
[x]
”

stunt-muppet:

he hide in own tentacles :w

[x]

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jpnvines:

ウインドブレイク 〜 Underbair

Wind break 〜 Underbair

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jpnvines:

試しに社員がやってみました♪① 〜 ANA_travel_info

An employee did it to try it out♪① 〜 ANA_travel_info

I’m off…!

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diananock:

i-still-love-the-way-you-hurt-me:

youcantcancelquidditch:

nightvails:

I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.

I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?”

#no this is good let’s do this

Guy: “Ay yo baby, nice tits!”
Girl:

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Addendum to my last reblog.

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