Me: *Posts art on dA*
OP: Oh hey, I have some requests for you! *insert long ass list of requests for random crap*
Me: Uhhh... it says 'Requests: Closed Permanently' on my page... Right there.
OP: So when will you open them again?
Me: I don't do requests. Sorry.
OP: So will you do them? I'm not a talented artist but I have a bunch of ideas!
Me: ...
OP: 8D