Artistic Science

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via mothfloss)

in-love-with-spooky-gay-milk:

sara-martins95:

chugninjon:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

scarredsmilingface:

huntardd:

the-eleventh-blog:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

There’s also no N, H, or S in america 

omg

Uh, can anyone explain the N, H or S thing for me? ;v;

National Health Service.

A service in the UK that allows every citizen to receive free or incredibly discounted health care.

WHY DOESNT AMERICA HAVE THIS YET?!

BECAUSE WHEN THEY TRY YOUR GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN

I JUST CRIED AND LAUGHED AND NOW I’M SOBBING

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via zaelisxae)

seekingmybeloved:

probabilitiesofcircumstance:

thinkbrit:

youarenotyou:

thesylverlining:

master-of-majjyks:

t-temmy:

regular-fangirl-attacks:

radondoran:

OH MY GOSH

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

OH GOSH ITS BACK

OH WOW THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

YESSSSSSSSSSS

Laughed till I was tearing up. Oh man. My stomach hurts. Just listen. Please.

I had no idea what to expect.  This is exactly what I needed tonight.

NEVER SEEN THIS MOVIE

BUT THIS POST

(via lucieniibi)