Artistic Science

so-so-justice-blog:

nathoisking:

i watch the butt, i protect the butt

without this butt my life is useless

i will serve and protect this butt with my life

I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the butt. 

(Source: onanismi, via northwesthoneybee-deactivated20)