Artistic Science

junkpilestuff:

shandrydan:

exigetspersonal:

nhaingen:

the moment in slowbeef’s no mercy run where he tries skipping sans’s dialogue is so good…. i love it….

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW

I’VE WATCHED THIS FIVE TIMES, I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL THING

OH MY GOD

holy shit. 

(via nutastic)

“Watashi wa sore wa subarashi”

First off, は was used twice which breaks a grammatical rule. Second, the idiot said “I am that am good feel”

I’m not even going to bother with that second part

(Source: weebstories)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via mothfloss)