askstormcatcher:

A Wind deity would know more about something called a ‘blow job’, I assume.

As for my employees, they carry out my plans quickly and efficiently - sometimes, they even give me cause to be proud of them. This week, for example - the forces of Tidelord fought bravely, but our last-minute power surge was a shock.

…Now to find jobs for all these new interns…


((headcanon: Stormcatcher has multiple rows of serrated shark teeth))