Jun 29 · 2014
French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
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    • Apr 8 · 2014

    (via thejiggymonster-deactivated2018)

    pretty much
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    • Apr 4 · 2014
    shitthesignssay: “ ‘sagittarius failing a test’ ”

    shitthesignssay:

    ‘sagittarius failing a test’

    pretty much
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    • Apr 1 · 2014

    sarkyfancypants:

    Uuh… it’s hard to explain, it’s a burden that just appears out of nowhere and fucks you up for days. Ignoring it is not easy. It takes over you and even tends to distort your perception of reality turning it into a living nightmare. It’s awful and terrifying.

    (via grypwolf)

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