Artistic Science

celestialdahlia:

mother-of-faeries:

Yooooooou.

Have a baby.

Do it.

I promoting you to womb raider status.

Bun, the oven is preheated.

Fetus, we’re ready for you to meet us.

This makes me smile

Me too c:

because it’ll mean we’ll have baby cakes.

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tidelord:

fire flight rn

mommamill:

killveous:

mommamill:

Man: formal nickname. Used for business and general people I don’t really know well.

Dude: used for friends who are new or aren’t too familiar with how I work. Typical because I don’t feel like offending people.

Bro: good friends that have been around for a while. Shit means I trust you.

Hun:…

What about titty sprinkle. Who is that reserved for.

You can have titty sprinkle if you want c: though I doubt I can keep a straight face with that one.

I get called hun ;v;

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vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

‘girls don’t have to clear their internet history’

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

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2am-poetry:

ladyironlungs:

griseus:

so this little marine critter is the famous siphonophore (NOT A JELLYFISH) Portuguese Man O’ War

such a cute baby alien, This Physalia physalis was stranded at Olivencia beach, Bahia - Brazil, scaring misunderstood people who didnt appreciate her beauty

A Siphonophore  is any of various transparent, often subtly colored marine hydrozoans of the order Siphonophora, consisting of a floating or swimming colony of polyp-like and medusa-like individuals.

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Adorable c:

You’re an idoit, they were avoiding it because it is very deadly and if you get poisoned by it’s thin tentacles (which can reach up to 160 ft) then you can DIE.

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clientsfromhell:

Me: I am emailing you the link to the development site so you can see what your new website is going to look like.

Client: I don’t like clicking on links. Just send it to me as a PDF.

(Source: clientsfromhell)

tasteslikeanya:

Found in Pompeii: Wind chime decorated with a winged penis, spouting its own penis, with a penis for a tail.

What.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=dfc_mD-a1k8#t=1986

EDIT: If you keep watching, there is a similar statue a few minutes later, but with the addition of another penis growing out of its shoulder blades.

There’s also this thing I saw in Pompeii 

The penis back then was a sign of welcoming and this on the ground pointed to someone’s house, which was an invitation.

They also have a “she-wolf” house, where men and women would have sex in certain rooms and then graffiti the even on the upper areas of the walls.

notresponsibleforaccidents:

YOYOYO THIS IS MOSTLY TO MY HOMIE GIRL SWIFTYUKI IMMA BE HEADING TO BED IN ABOUT T MINUS RIGHT NOW LOVE YALL STAY GOLDEN PONYPEOPLE

OH OKAY. I WAS ACTUALLY GONNA TELL YOU TO GO TO BED BECAUSE IT’S 1:30 THERE

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