@boobsdont yo what are these titties doin (especially that third one???)

(Source: jetstream-mat, via nge-nerv)

liquid-deity:

Imagine that oatmeal with dinosaur eggs in it, but take the oatmeal out and just fill each packet with the dinosaur eggs.

Milk and eggs should not mix unless you’re baking.

half of tumblr right now: you're a kid you're a squid
the other half: protect mod silver. he is delicate