shitthesignssay: “ Aries- I love you MORE Taurus- …really? Gemini- I love… cake. Cancer- for how long? Leo- Well, why wouldn’t you? Virgo- Thank you Libra- I have to pee. Scorpio- Mhm Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU Capricorn- I know. Aquarius- What even is love? Pisces- Huh? ”