Sep 22 · 2014
totheinternetandbeyond: “ wecanbreatheinouterspace: “ totheinternetandbeyond: “ I lost the cap to a soda bottle ” Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. ” LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I...

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

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