messatine:

“gee, that’s a nice set of legs―”
”don’t sAY IT―”
”―what time do they open?”
“damN IT, TAILGATE”

it’s my dear girlfriend iacon-lamppost’s birthday!!!!!! to celebrate you and your impeccable taste, i have here for you the Bad Porn Line Tailgate and Blushing Bara Cyclonus you never asked for. im so sorry. have a good one, buddy (._.)

(via killveous)

  1. pumpkinofthedale reblogged this from mothersmishap
  2. christopher-nightmare reblogged this from sinfulglitch
  3. mfimagine16 reblogged this from kokoko-sir
  4. sirsoundvvave reblogged this from messatine
  5. etysky reblogged this from scrapstream
  6. encoders reblogged this from seekingjets
  7. ghostmoonhorse reblogged this from suzuki-hime
  8. suzuki-hime reblogged this from seekingjets
  9. messatine posted this