buttschmidts: “ buttschmidts: “ buttschmidts: “ Do you want to know what real procrastination is? I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse ” ../.— .- …/-. —- -/.-.. -.— .. -. —. I am the...