Jun 27 · 2014

Got a random contact from a Skype sex bot

Zedrin: who diz
velvet_ vertex: I'm 23/F looking for someone to talk too...
Zedrin: uh
Zedrin: don't think you're gonna find that here then or by adding random strangers
velvet_ vertex: My real name is Amanda and from Cali, can i ask u something?
Zedrin: you're gonna tell me anyway because I have a feeling this is all automated
velvet_ vertex: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i have. Is that too much for you to handle?
Zedrin: Called it
Zedrin: Sometimes I dream about cheese.
velvet_ vertex: ok this is really turning me on, i wanna show you what i'm wearing right now.. is that ok?
Zedrin: I'm going to stuff cheese into every orifice in my body
Zedrin: I will truly become one with the cheese.
velvet_ vertex: :) <3 you make me smile a lot :) <3 i want you to hold on really hard ;) i'm going to setup my camera for you.
velvet_ vertex: Ok this is super easy just like goto [URL REMOVED] and accept the invitation on that website.
Zedrin: I'm gonna shove a cheese wedge up my ass
Zedrin: I will absorb it and become fondue man
velvet_ vertex: Don't worry baby the site i'm on is FREE to join all you have to do is register they support mobile phones too :)
Zedrin: I'm going to stuff my pants full of cheese and use the cheese to give everyone cheese because cheese
velvet_ vertex: fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged. ok i'm ready for u now
Zedrin: I'm in, you are not made of cheese 0/10 would not fuck
velvet_ vertex: I want you to talk to me dirty baby. i really like that. What color Panties do you think i should wear?
Zedrin: Cheese
velvet_ vertex: I'll do anything you want me to do. I know how to make u happy, I can show you what fits in my mouth...
Zedrin: I wonder how many lines you have programmed and how long you run on for...
velvet_ vertex: I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass and tits until they are red for u!!!
Zedrin: I'm gonna stuff your ass full of cheese
velvet_ vertex: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve. i'll be waiting for you on the site [DIFFERENT URL] my username is UxoHottiexo
Zedrin: I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps
Zedrin: DAMN THAT LOOKS LIKE ALL SHE WROTE
Zedrin: Poo.
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