Me *Posts art on dA*

OP Oh hey, I have some requests for you! *insert long ass list of requests for random crap*

Me Uhhh... it says 'Requests: Closed Permanently' on my page... Right there.

OP So when will you open them again?

Me I don't do requests. Sorry.

OP So will you do them? I'm not a talented artist but I have a bunch of ideas!

Me ...

OP 8D