May 31 · 2014
Anonymous Asked:
sometimes I like to flap my arms and pretend I can fly but then I remember I can't and it makes me all frown and slumpy-sad

kato-ren:

You should try it from a higher platform. It might work then. 

(Note to participant: Don’t actually do this. If you die or injure as a result of jumping from a high place because you’re a knob and actually followed these instructions, I’ll come to your funeral/hospital and bitch slap you with a frozen haddock.) 


PS: You should go get your brain meat checked out, I think it has malfunctioned. 

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