Which English do you speak?

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profuseponderings:

Take this test, guys! It determines what dialect you speak (if your native language is English) and which country you are from (if English isn’t your first language!). 

It is an algorithm which maps out the differences in English grammar around the world. 

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I’m apparently more Canadian than American.

Guess I’m gonna hafta be deported.

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Ye nah this is p much what i expected

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

 

1. Canadian

2. American (Standard)

3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

 

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. English

2. Portuguese

3. German

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