GUYS

DON’T YOU KNOW HOW COOL SPIRALS ARE?

SO.

COOL.

AMAZING

THE WAY THEY SWIRL AROUND?

HOW THEY HAVE COOL WINGS THAT ARE MORE THAN A PAIR?

HOW THEY LOOK LIKE WORMY BUTTERFLIES WHEN YOU IRI EYESPOT THEM?

SNEK? SNEK!

I HAVE BOUGHT SO MANY SPIRALS.

SO MANY.

“It is not uncommon for a spiral dragon to rapidly speak and gesture nonstop for hours, then pass-out midsentence without warning.”

NERDS.

THEIR EYES ARE QUITE LARGE, PERFECT.

AH YES. YES.