it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.

Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
*crash*
“ENOUGH!!”
“…”
“…”

“…Are you the stripper?”

“…I am a God you dull creature.”

*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*

This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 

OMFG it got better

It got WAY better.