trumpetsconfirmed

Here’s a fake CoroCoro (I believe?) leak floating around.  Pretty much the silliest one so far, and definitely made as a joke by someone who can write Japanese.  That’s a Sceptile with parts of Noivern and Tropius photoshopped onto it.  That thing in the corner is a bionicle.

…yeah.

Here’s the best part:

The Japanese at the top says "Don’t believe a word that I say!"

Mega Sceptile’s species is listed as the “dumb fuck pokemon”.

It says Sceptile is three types at once, flying, dragon, and grass.

Its ability is literally “ANAL SEX”.

And to all of you people on the tumblr I remind you: please fact check things before you go spreadin’ em!

8foldhero

anal sex would’ve best the best ability tbh