romeo im so sad
romeo ill never be happy
romeo a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
romeo WHO DAT
romeo SHE GOT DA BOOTY
romeo imma dance with her
romeo *dancin wit teh juliet*
juliet dafuq are you
romeo shh *kiss*
juliet :oo
*party over*
romeo AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
romeo LADY
romeo HEY LADY
juliet OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
romeo yeah its me hey wanna get married
juliet dont you think its too soon
romeo idk
juliet brb
romeo k
juliet HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
romeo AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
*next day*
rome and juli FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
friar idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
romeo yeh
friar ok fine ur married
rome and juli yaaaay
*some time later*
tybalt WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
mercutio excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
tybalt shut up mercutio *stab*
mercutio WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
romeo hnnn
tybalt ....
romeo HNNN
tybalt ...
romeo hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
tybalt oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
prince ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
romeo i sorry
prince no ur banished
romeo HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
romeo *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
friar no i have plan just go to mantua ok
romeo k *leaves*
juliet FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
friar NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
juliet ok
juliet *goes home and drinks potion*
nurse hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
lady capulet wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
nurse k
juliet *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
romeo's servant AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
romeo's servant JULIET'S DEAD
romeo WHAT
romeo WHAaaAaaaT
romeo OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
romeo *buys potion*
romeo *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
romeo oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
romeo but im sure she is
romeo *kiss juliet*
romeo *drinks poison*
romeo he ded
juliet *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
juliet IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
juliet HE DED
juliet *grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
friar *comes in cell*
friar uh oh
prince WHAT DIS
CAPULET WHAT DIS
LADY CAPULET WHAT DIS
MONTAGUE WHAT DIS
CApULET *strokes montagues face* brother