PSA: DO NOT MIX HOT NOODS AND MOUNTAIN DEW

I REPEAT

DO NOT MIX HOT NOODS AND MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!

I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THE TOILET FOR A GOOD 20 MINUTES LETTING LOOSE AN UNHOLY CONCOCTION OF CARBONATED CITRUS DRINK AND DOLLAR STORE INSTANT RAMEN AND IT FUCKING HURTS

JUST DON’T FUCKING DO IT MAN