what the signs smell like

May 4 · 2014

zodiacbaby:

aries - slim jim

taurus - manure 

gemini - fakeness

cancer - tears

leo - hairspray 

virgo - flowers

libra - low IQs

scorpio - cum

sagittarius - blood

capricorn - gravel

aquarius - febreeze

pisces - anchovies 

DAAAMNNNNN

(via lordmouse-deactivated20140615)

I smell like blood yeah that's actually accurate but ibby smells like febreeze? daaaaaaaaaaamn ibby you smell amazing
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