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dramarising:

I feel dirty when I breed my dragons with something other than their mate.

I have a Skydancer pair, and I recently found a Ridgeback male that would make positively beautiful babies with the female Skydancer. It’s gonna happen.

I can just imagine the surprise when the nest hatches. The male…

YOU FUCK MY WIFE? YOU FUCK MY WIFE? YOU FUCK MY WIFE? YOU FUCK MY WIFE? YOU FUCK MY WIFE?

I AM YOUR WIFE.

THAT DOESN’T MATTER. THAT DOESN’T MATTER. I’M GONNA SAY IT AGAIN: YOU FUCK MY WIFE?

Yes, I am your wife and I fucked her

  1. swiftyuki reblogged this from orkraken and added:
    Good
  2. orkraken reblogged this from swiftyuki and added:
    Oh my god, your Eddie Izzard-ing just cracked me up so hard.