Apr 20 · 2014
babushka-nipples: “ stagbeetleloveit: “ “Condoms don’t fit me.” ” Shut the fuck up. Just, shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant shit stain. Condoms are meant to fit PENISES. Not ANYTHING ELSE. It is designed for a human penis. There are different sized...

babushka-nipples:

stagbeetleloveit:

“Condoms don’t fit me.”

Shut the fuck up. Just, shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant shit stain.

Condoms are meant to fit PENISES. Not ANYTHING ELSE. It is designed for a human penis. There are different sized human penises. FRICTION IS A THING. ALSO ELASTICITY IS A THING. The more you stretch something out, the tighter it gets, and I wouldn’t imagine something tight on an erect penis would feel too good, infact it can make a guy go limp if he happens to be well endowed and the condom is too small.

Not all condoms are the fucking same. They are differently sized, WOW SURPRISE THERE.

ALSO CONDOMS THAT ARE TOO SMALL ARE MORE LIKELY TO BREAK.

I am sick and tired of uneducated literal retards going on about how you can fit a hand, a foot, or a car in a condom and go HURRDURR NO THIS CAN FIT YOU DEERRRRRRPPP!11!!

You know absolutely jack shit about male anatomy and if a guy has honest concerns about a condom being uncomfortable so he can perform and you laugh at him, you do not deserve sex.

Fuck you. Fuck this website. Fuck the 14 year old virgins who have no sex education reblogging this.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via mothfloss)

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