mothmammoth
asked:
YO, GOT ANY OF YOUR SCIENTIFICALLY DUBIOUS FUTURE PREDICTIONS FOR ME?
tidelord
answered:

ONE DAY YOUR MANTIS ARMS ARE GOING TO FALL OFF

the-stormcatcher-clone

I SHED THEM EVERY YEAR DAMN-IT.

GIVE ME SOMETHING USEFUL.

tidelord

24 hours from now somewhere in a factory of yours a tundra hatchling will get stuck in a big piece of machinery which will jam the whole system and prevent it from working

you happy now?

Source: tidelord