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So, my Dad got bored and decided to break physics

Dad are you seriously doing this again

Darnit Dad

(He had to leave to get a different one because the yellow kept falling down)

"Hang on, let’s try something completely different."

Dad, no.

"They say you can only do this one day of the year."

"They lied.”

Dad, I am 800% done with you now.