hauntedmilk

an attorney walks into a starbucks

hauntedmilk

orders a lawtte

zmcr1234

I’m calling the police

hauntedmilk

I’ll order them a coppuccino while I wait

the-spoopiest-of-butts

"what would you like with your coppuccino, sir?"

"just ice."

Source: carry-on-my-wayward-butt