Dec 29 · 2013
My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
lingerie isn't love it's sex appeal
  • 329592
    1. something-fucking-witty reblogged this from onethirdofimpossible
    2. emily--f5 reblogged this from onethirdofimpossible
    3. spacemomalex reblogged this from irefuseongeneralprinciples
    4. naaahhhhhh reblogged this from not-quite-a-cure
    5. narendur reblogged this from irefuseongeneralprinciples
    6. heremmanance reblogged this from maconi-n-cheeses
    7. maconi-n-cheeses reblogged this from lizasaurusflex
    8. not-quite-a-cure reblogged this from lizasaurusflex
    9. lizasaurusflex reblogged this from greylilacs
    10. the-giggz reblogged this from greylilacs
    11. skeletonmilkie reblogged this from deathsonmeth
    12. blodgram reblogged this from kerfufflelore
    13. kerfufflelore reblogged this from homelandsexual
    14. anamellow reblogged this from greylilacs
    15. dudechillingpark reblogged this from greylilacs
    16. gaygoregoblin reblogged this from greylilacs
    17. homelandsexual reblogged this from everlastingtimegod
    18. deathsonmeth reblogged this from greylilacs
    19. undercovermarytn posted this