hydrogyne

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt
splantamello

6. 1 tbs of butter

thiscorpsofbrothers

7. stir thoroughly

hotaimee

8. pour into baking pan

splantamello

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

dan-will-make-you-howell

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

ah-shiyt

you smooth fucker