Dec 19 · 2013
skindeap: “ sexponents: “ Heard u was talkin shit ” One time I ate a candy cane in class - teachers with holiday spirit - and some douche leaned over and was like “I got something bigger you can suck” and instead of replying I stabbed him in the...

skindeap:

sexponents:

Heard u was talkin shit

One time I ate a candy cane in class - teachers with holiday spirit - and some douche leaned over and was like “I got something bigger you can suck” and instead of replying I stabbed him in the thigh with my perfectly sharpened candy cane.

Say it again mother fucker. I’m three boner inducingly long sucks from this being sharp again.

(via antidarkheart)

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