target is getting so chill

For some reason the place my mind went from this is Walmart going up to Target and leering and going “Sup, Target” and Target rolling its eyes - “Stop trying to be hip, Walmart, you know it doesn’t suit you” - and then Walmart drops the leer and grins affectionately and pulls Target into a hug and a kiss and then Whole Foods comes in and shrieks and covers its eyes and backs out of the room to go cry into Trader Joe’s arms about the traumatic experience

I wrote retailer slash here and will be scarred for life I would appreciate at least one note pls