shitthesignssay: “ Aries: Anything, as long as it’s got a lot of energy! Taurus: A turtle: it¹s slow-moving, doesn¹t need a lot of attention, and won¹t compete with its owner for food. Gemini: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but— Cancer: Anything, as long as it needs to be...