CAN WE FIX IT?
"YES WE—"
"I can fix it!"
"Excuse me, but I think we ALL know who can fix it first!"
"Aww…how nice of you to—"
"Get out of here, knock-off."
"BITCH PLEASE. I have a golden hammer that can instantly fix anything with just a tap."
"How cute! Me too. Except mine’s bigger."
"Y-yeah well…"
"AT LEAST I’M ADORABLE."
"—-With hot wife included."
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