"URINE DANGER"

GOD DAMMIT ITS ALSO A PUN IM REALLY ANGRY

This fucking happened to me when I was a kid. They didn’t have this sign up at the San Francisco zoo!

I was like “Oh hey, look- I saw those on Amazon Trail!” and as it walked away it suddenly lifted its tail and pissed all over me from ten fucking feet away

This was about 15 minutes after a gorrilla threw handfuls of shit at me, so

it was not a fun day at the zoo