feetonthepath-headintheclouds

*frantically slams button*

smile-love-shine

I wouldn’t even care about the changing the way any one word is said, I’d just call guns “rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty”s!

the-superwholock-avenger

Rooty-tooty-point-n-shootys N’ Roses

Source: etymologicalparoxysm