Oct 10 · 2013

6yr:

danimia:

prophetofblood:

fandominated:

6yr:

teach your daughters to be intimidating in a pretty dress 

teach your sons to be humble in a good suit

teach your kids that candy is dandy but fruit helps you poop

Also teach your sons how to rock a pair of heels and a slinky gown, and your daughters how to tell the perfect fit of a tuxedo.  Because these are important skills for everyone!

ehh ok

(Source: uglysex, via mothfloss)

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