colouredking

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

takealltheseats

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

colouredking

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

darlingwanderer

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

fabledquill

all hail gerpes