Artistic Science

vegan-cupcaker:

nakedbearhugs:

c00lkidsd0ntsleep:

WHY EVER GIRL EVER SHOULD BUY THIS SHIT

THIS IS A FUCKING REUSABLE CUP THAT CATCHES YOUR PERIOD BLOOD. YOU KNOW THAT RED FUCKING STUFF THAT SPEWS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING VAGINA ONCE A MONTH.

1. THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH FUCKING PAPER PRODUCTS YOU GO THROUGH EVERY FUCKING MONTH. 10-20 TAMPONS, COUNTLESS FUCKING DIAPER ASS PADS. NO ONE LIKES FILLING UP LANDFILLS WITH BLOODY FUCKING TONS OF WASTE. USING A REUSABLE CUP SAVES THE MOTHER FUCKING RAINFORST.

2. THESE BITCHES SAVE YOU MONEY. YOU PROBABLY SPEND UPWARDS OF $100 EVERY FUCKING YEAR FOR SHIT THAT CATCHES YOUR BLOOD AND IS JUST THROWN AWAY. YOU ARE LITERALLY THROWING AWAY YOUR GOD DAMN HARD EARNED MONEY. DIVA CUPS RANGE FROM $20-$50 DEPENDING ON WHAT STYLE YOU WANT. IT MIGHT SEEM A LOT AT A TIME, BUT THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY YOU’LL SAVE IN THE LONG RUN

3. THESE ARE MORE COMFORTABLE THAN 90% OF THE SHIT YOU ALREADY STUFF IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL VAGINA. IT’S MADE OF FLEXIBLE SILICONE THAT SUCTIONS INTO YOUR VAG TO STAY IN PLACE. THAT SHIT IS COOL. YOU HAVE FUCKING SCIENCE IN YOUR VAGINA ONCE A MONTH

4. YOU CAN LEAVE THIS IN YOUR VAGINA FOR 12 FUCKING HOURS. NO MORE WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT TO CHANGE YOUR BITCH ASS TAMPON

5. THIS SEXY ASS PIECE OF SCIENTIFIC MAGIC CAN BE USED FOR 7-10 YEARS. THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH CHEDDA YOU’RE SAVING AND TREES YOU’RE KEEPING ALIVE WITH YOUR INTELLIGENT DECISIONS

6. YOU WILL BE COOL AND FUCKING INNOVATIVE SAVING THE PLANT LIFE AND REDUCING YOUR WASTE. THAT SHIT IS COOL.

I’VE BEEN USING THE SAME SEXY CUP FOR THREE YEARS AND IT WORKS FUCKING GREAT. I WOULD RECOMMEND IT TO EVERY FUCKING WOMAN ON THE FACE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL FUCKING PLANET.

1. IF YOU’RE AFRAID OF YOUR OWN FUCKING BLOOD GET THE FUCK OVER IT BECAUSE IT’S YOUR OWN BLOOD FROM YOUR BODY. IT’S SANITARY AND THERE’S NOTHING THE FUCK WRONG OR WEIRD ABOUT IT.

2. YOU DON’T WANT TO STICK YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR OWN VAGINA? WELL GET THE FUCK OVER IT. YOU DON’T MASTER BATE? YOU DON’T WANT TO OR HAVE EVER HAD AN INTIMATE MOMENT WITH ANOTHER PERSON? BECAUSE THEY SURE AS HELL PUT THEIR BODY PARTS INTO YOUR VAG AND YOU LIKE IT. (unless you were sexually harassed and then I am sorry for insensitivity and I am always here to listen/help)

3. THERE ARE NO OTHER FUCKING REASONS OF WHY YOU SHOULD BE PUT OFF BY THIS WONDERFUL FUCKING PRODUCT. GO THE FUCK ONLINE AND BUY IT.

^^THANKYOU this is what i have been trying to tell everyone for years

I HAVE ONE BUT ITS THE MOON CUP BUT ITS STILL THE BEST THING EVER I LOVE IT SO MUCH EVERYONE BUY ONE

(via lordmouse-deactivated20140615)