HAHAHAHAHA!

If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.

Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.

Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.

I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!

Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…

But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…

HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-

YOU OVERDOSED ON BACON