Aug 2 · 2013
spacetime-in-a-box: “ I FOUND A FUCKING BIN FILLED TO THE GOD DAMN BRIM WITH THIS SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT. IS IT JUICE?!?!?! IS IT SODA?!!?!??!?! NO IT’S JUST FUCKING PURPLE STUFF. 8 FLUID OUNCES OF PURE PURPLE BULLSHIT. FOR ALL I FUCKING KNOW THIS...

spacetime-in-a-box:

I FOUND A FUCKING BIN FILLED TO THE GOD DAMN BRIM WITH THIS SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT. IS IT JUICE?!?!?! IS IT SODA?!!?!??!?! NO IT’S JUST FUCKING PURPLE STUFF. 8 FLUID OUNCES OF PURE PURPLE BULLSHIT. 

FOR ALL I FUCKING KNOW THIS COULD BE TROLL BLOOD OR SOME SHIT. 

WHO EVEN MAKES A DRINK AND FUCKING CALLS IT “PURPLE STUFF" IT’S LIKE THEY DIDN’T EVEN TRY. 

HEY WE JUST MADE THIS PURPLE SHIT AND IT TASTES PRETTY GOOD I GUESS. WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CALL IT JIM?!?!?!?

HOW ABOUT “PURPLE STUFF", SIR?!?!?!?

FUCKING BRILLIANT.

(Source: somnire, via demonml)

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