Jul 28 · 2013
superwholockgiraffe: “superwholockgiraffe: “ My mom and I gave my little brother one of these balloons a couple months ago, and a few days later he said it creeped him out because sometimes it would rub against his wall or the shadow would make him...

superwholockgiraffe:

superwholockgiraffe:

My mom and I gave my little brother one of these balloons a couple months ago, and a few days later he said it creeped him out because sometimes it would rub against his wall or the shadow would make him think there was a person in his room.

So, of course, for his 14th birthday we decided to buy 14 of them and fill his room when he was out. 

When he got back home and went upstairs we waited to see how he would react and weren’t disappointed when we heard loud screams and curses. 

Then, because I’m an asshole, I moved them into our guest room (aka, my dad’s closet) after my dad had fallen asleep.

I was woken up this morning by my dad screaming.

Clearly because this is a fantastic idea, whoever pisses me off will wake up surrounded by smiley balloons.

Let the games begin

My brother ate the last slice of cake

Enjoy your shower, motherfucker

(Source: curlsincriminology, via lordmouse-deactivated20140615)

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